Cards that swipe with intent

Every purchase earns rewards. Every reward advances the plot. Choose the card that matches your ambitions — from a first freeze ray to a fully staffed orbital command post.

The Dark Card

Our entry-level metal card. Matte black, gold monogram, and a magnetic strip that refuses to be skimmed.

0% intro APR for 18 months

2% back on lair supplies and hardware
3% back on weapons, gadgets and henchman uniforms
No annual fee
Contactless, chip, and intimidation-based payment
$0 fraud liability (obviously)

Best Rewards

Megalomaniac World Elite

For the villain operating at scale. Airport lounges, private islands, and a concierge who can source almost anything.

$695 annual fee

5% back on jet fuel, islands and orbital launches
4% back on luxury lair upgrades
Unlimited access to Evil Lounge network
24/7 concierge — "anything" is a strong word, but close
Complimentary shark valet

Minion Charge Card

Give your crew a card with hard limits. Track spend per minion, per squad, per questionable decision.

$0 with business account

Set limits by minion, team or mission
Instant freeze from your phone
Receipts categorised automatically
Bananas classified as a legitimate business expense
Monthly statements, no questions about the snack budget

Rewards Programme

Turning spending into domination

Points accrue on every purchase and can be redeemed for things money technically shouldn't buy.

Category	Dark Card	World Elite
Weapons & gadgets	3%	5%
Lair supplies & construction	2%	4%
Jets & transport	1%	5%
Islands & territory	—	5%
Henchman uniforms	3%	3%
Everything else	1%	1.5%

Points do not expire, even if you do. Redemption options include cash back, travel, lair upgrades, and — on request — untraceable bearer bonds.

Card Features

Standard on every Evil card

Fingerprint and retina authentication on World Elite.
Virtual card numbers for risky purchases (looking at you, mystery marketplaces).
Spend categorisation that understands "gratuitous" is a category.
Instant card freeze from the app, or by saying the activation phrase.
Fraud monitoring by a team who have seen it all and are no longer surprised.

Levels

Move up as your mischief grows

Tin Tier — new villain, small gadgets, big dreams.
Steel Tier — a lair, a staff, a following.
Gold Tier — a doomsday device and opinions about it.
Platinum Tier — a growing shadow on the world map.
Obsidian Tier — invited. No application. We find you.

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Credit cards issued by Bank of Evil, N.A. (Not Accountable). Subject to credit approval and an evil laugh verification. Monograms containing profanity will be approved anyway, because we are not the morality police.